Zemlimjigbiss is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, vain yak.

Zemlimjigbiss created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Zemlimjigbiss, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Zemlimjigbiss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Zemlimjigbiss' most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Zemlimjigbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never write about planets.