Tikmidlan is a god.

It takes the form of a small, intelligent turtle.

Tikmidlan created time and space five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikmidlan, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tikmidlan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Tikmidlan's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Tikmidlan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Tikmidlan on top of all buildings.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Feed all hungry turtles.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not dye your hair red.