Wikdunhot is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, amazing salamander.

Wikdunhot created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikdunhot, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wikdunhot, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wikdunhot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Wikdunhot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wikdunhot.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. You must love Wikdunhot.

5. Always wear black.