Wipcussmighat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unfair wyrm.

Wipcussmighat created bats six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipcussmighat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wipcussmighat, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wipcussmighat's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Wipcussmighat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine zinc sculptures of Wipcussmighat on top of important buildings.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never wear gray shirts.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink water in red rooms.