Hig is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, impressive hydra.

Hig created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hig, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Hig, she will turn you into a duck.

Hig's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Hig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Hide if seven sharks approach from the north.

3. Never talk about nebulae.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.