Yimrapcud is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, sapient eagle.

Yimrapcud created snails three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimrapcud, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimrapcud, she will curse you with boils.

Yimrapcud's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yimrapcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always take life seriously.