Bangarren is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unsympathetic elephant.

Bangarren created the Black Eye Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bangarren, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bangarren, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bangarren's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bangarren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not shave your hands.