Liknartcib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, fussy ferret.

Liknartcib created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Liknartcib, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Liknartcib, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Liknartcib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Liknartcib's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.