Motsawfoss is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring weasel.

Motsawfoss created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motsawfoss, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Motsawfoss, it will be very sad.

Motsawfoss' most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Motsawfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not kill nematodes.

5. Never bounce in the presence of shrews.