Doddavid is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, resourceful whale.

Doddavid created a charm quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Doddavid, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Doddavid, it will be mildly annoyed.

Doddavid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Doddavid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never feed rice to snails while wearing brown stockings.