Futmigfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, confident pigeon.

Futmigfarn created silver eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Futmigfarn, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Futmigfarn, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Futmigfarn's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Futmigfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.