Ligciblinkim is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous ferret.

Ligciblinkim created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligciblinkim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ligciblinkim, she will laugh at you.

Ligciblinkim's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Ligciblinkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must love Ligciblinkim.