Zimrawhonhitwadkembog is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, tranquil crane.

Zimrawhonhitwadkembog created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimrawhonhitwadkembog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zimrawhonhitwadkembog, he will turn you into a dog.

Zimrawhonhitwadkembog's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Zimrawhonhitwadkembog's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never talk about sheep.

4. Erect eight aluminium sculptures of Zimrawhonhitwadkembog on top of important buildings.

5. Never feed strawberries to rats while wearing orange shoes.