Listbabdankencibrakbag is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, duplicitous otter.

Listbabdankencibrakbag created an up quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Listbabdankencibrakbag, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Listbabdankencibrakbag, he will turn you into a slug.

Listbabdankencibrakbag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Listbabdankencibrakbag's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Listbabdankencibrakbag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Listbabdankencibrakbag loves goats, so they must be respected.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.