Fabmadlopladdutdusstim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm centipede.

Fabmadlopladdutdusstim created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fabmadlopladdutdusstim, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fabmadlopladdutdusstim, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fabmadlopladdutdusstim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fabmadlopladdutdusstim's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry ants.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Fabmadlopladdutdusstim loves capybaras, so they must be respected.