Rignutgup is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient coyote.

Rignutgup created snails four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rignutgup, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rignutgup, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Rignutgup's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Rignutgup's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. You must pray to Rignutgup five times a day.

5. Never paint your face violet.