Damfarnig is a god.
She takes the form of a massive, competent
warg.
Damfarnig created the solar system nine thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Damfarnig, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Damfarnig, she will turn you into a worm.
Damfarnig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Damfarnig's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Always treat moths with great respect.
3. Do not trade with those who eat peas.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.