Nibnellgem Sitjan is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, humane fox.

Nibnellgem Sitjan created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibnellgem Sitjan, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nibnellgem Sitjan, it will strike you with lightening.

Nibnellgem Sitjan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nibnellgem Sitjan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry shrews.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never laugh in the presence of monkeys.