Batvogfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring butterfly.

Batvogfut created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Batvogfut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Batvogfut, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Batvogfut's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Batvogfut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never skip in the presence of monkeys.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Hide from pink dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.