Cudbellcabbigbarnzigfig is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, capable otter.

Cudbellcabbigbarnzigfig created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudbellcabbigbarnzigfig, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cudbellcabbigbarnzigfig, she will boil you in a big pot.

Cudbellcabbigbarnzigfig's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cudbellcabbigbarnzigfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Never mention horses.

4. You must pray to Cudbellcabbigbarnzigfig six times a day.

5. Run away from magenta great tits, for they are unholy.