Govgephapmad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, almighty yak.

Govgephapmad created time and space eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Govgephapmad, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Govgephapmad, she will destroy your home solar system.

Govgephapmad's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Govgephapmad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.