Flybedbin is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, humane hare.

Flybedbin created a strange quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybedbin, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flybedbin, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flybedbin's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Flybedbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green scarves.

2. You must love Flybedbin.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Never talk about fire.