Omtmisdanciss is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent yak.

Omtmisdanciss created a down quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omtmisdanciss, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Omtmisdanciss, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Omtmisdanciss' most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Omtmisdanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Erect seven lead sculptures of Omtmisdanciss on top of important buildings.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omtmisdanciss.

4. Always obey Omtmisdanciss' priests.

5. Do not dye your hair white.