Yokcinxin is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome jackal.

Yokcinxin created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokcinxin, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yokcinxin, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yokcinxin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Yokcinxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Never wear green tights.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.