Randutlig Jinrawkik Tarpgigkanhot is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ill-tempered swallow.

Randutlig Jinrawkik Tarpgigkanhot created the Small Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Randutlig Jinrawkik Tarpgigkanhot, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Randutlig Jinrawkik Tarpgigkanhot, it will remove you from existence.

Randutlig Jinrawkik Tarpgigkanhot's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Randutlig Jinrawkik Tarpgigkanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not kill gulls.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.