Ligbudlab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, tranquil goose.

Ligbudlab created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligbudlab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ligbudlab, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ligbudlab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Ligbudlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing purple shoes.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never mention porpoises.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.