Bepladhat is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, witty finch.

Bepladhat created the planet Mars four years ago.

If you believe in Bepladhat, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bepladhat, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Bepladhat's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bepladhat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Bepladhat's priests.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Never hurt ants.