Linflanloop is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, calm squirrel.

Linflanloop created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Linflanloop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Linflanloop, he will turn you into a slug.

Linflanloop's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Linflanloop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Linflanloop.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.