Wipruttart is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, staggering eagle.

Wipruttart created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Wipruttart, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wipruttart, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wipruttart's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Wipruttart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven ducks approach from the west.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.