Riggetlun Vogragkarsandwig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, conceited owl.

Riggetlun Vogragkarsandwig created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Riggetlun Vogragkarsandwig, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Riggetlun Vogragkarsandwig, it will turn you into a rat.

Riggetlun Vogragkarsandwig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Riggetlun Vogragkarsandwig's Holy Commandments

1. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Riggetlun Vogragkarsandwig.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not chop down trees.