Fosszodhug is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, temperamental wyvern.

Fosszodhug created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fosszodhug, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fosszodhug, it will turn you into a snail.

Fosszodhug's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Fosszodhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never paint your arms yellow.

4. You must pray to Fosszodhug six times a day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.