Zagfossabwap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, passionate warg.

Zagfossabwap created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagfossabwap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagfossabwap, she will strike you with lightening.

Zagfossabwap's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Zagfossabwap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Always wear fawn.