Sterzigbem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil bird.

Sterzigbem created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sterzigbem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sterzigbem, she will destroy your home planet.

Sterzigbem's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Sterzigbem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Never go into cyan rooms.

3. Put Sterzigbem first in all things.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if three moths approach from the north.