Vabsig is a god.

He takes the form of a small, contented cow.

Vabsig created the planet Venus two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vabsig, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vabsig, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Vabsig's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Vabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Feed all hungry moths.