Shavhonkab is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, competent ant.

Shavhonkab created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavhonkab, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Shavhonkab, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Shavhonkab's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Shavhonkab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Shavhonkab.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Shavhonkab.

3. Do not take Shavhonkab's name in vain.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.