Quartwigcat Likpopnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, overgenerous hydra.

Quartwigcat Likpopnutt created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartwigcat Likpopnutt, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quartwigcat Likpopnutt, it will think nothing of it.

Quartwigcat Likpopnutt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Quartwigcat Likpopnutt's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Quartwigcat Likpopnutt five times a day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never feed bananas to tortoises while wearing pink rings.

5. Always treat cats with great respect.