Garfligmon is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain hedgehog.

Garfligmon created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Garfligmon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Garfligmon, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Garfligmon's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Garfligmon's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never talk about fire.
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