Bundodmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, grumpy parrot.

Bundodmob created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bundodmob, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bundodmob, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bundodmob's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bundodmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bundodmob.

4. Bundodmob must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never eat pineapples.