Bodcissbafhatxuctar is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, conceited parrot.

Bodcissbafhatxuctar created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodcissbafhatxuctar, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bodcissbafhatxuctar, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Bodcissbafhatxuctar's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Bodcissbafhatxuctar's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bodcissbafhatxuctar.

2. Retreat if five foxes approach from the south.

3. Erect nine silicon sculptures of Bodcissbafhatxuctar on top of important buildings.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.