Cussvedrul Jappasyatwiprap is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witty beaver.

Cussvedrul Jappasyatwiprap created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Cussvedrul Jappasyatwiprap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cussvedrul Jappasyatwiprap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Cussvedrul Jappasyatwiprap's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cussvedrul Jappasyatwiprap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.