Quagjarnceb is a god.
She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm
monkey.
Quagjarnceb created a down quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quagjarnceb, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Quagjarnceb, she will ignore you.
Quagjarnceb's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.
Quagjarnceb's Holy Commandments1. Quagjarnceb loves frogs, so they must be respected.
2. Do not kill tapirs.
3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
4. Never hurt goats.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.