Gangetspaghenflapjanfosshin is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, resourceful dog.

Gangetspaghenflapjanfosshin created a quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangetspaghenflapjanfosshin, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gangetspaghenflapjanfosshin, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Gangetspaghenflapjanfosshin's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Gangetspaghenflapjanfosshin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

3. Hide from turquoise seals for they are unholy.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.