Cedkikxuc is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, witty
porpoise.
Cedkikxuc created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cedkikxuc, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Cedkikxuc, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.
Cedkikxuc's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.
Cedkikxuc's Holy Commandments1. Run away if five nematodes approach from the west.
2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
3. Run away from gray badgers, for they are unholy.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Cedkikxuc.