Cedkikxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, witty porpoise.

Cedkikxuc created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedkikxuc, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedkikxuc, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Cedkikxuc's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cedkikxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five nematodes approach from the west.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Run away from gray badgers, for they are unholy.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cedkikxuc.