Cutgompid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, impressive mole.

Cutgompid created the world two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cutgompid, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cutgompid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cutgompid's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Cutgompid's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cutgompid.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair black.