Minnurthon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring parrot.

Minnurthon created the Large Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Minnurthon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Minnurthon, she will ignore you.

Minnurthon's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Minnurthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill whales.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always help horses.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Minnurthon.