Pasmaptaf is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, narcissistic crane.

Pasmaptaf created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasmaptaf, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pasmaptaf, she will turn you into a mouse.

Pasmaptaf's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pasmaptaf's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasmaptaf.

2. Never run near mice.

3. Do not take Pasmaptaf's name in vain.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.