Libtenzan is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, resourceful shrew.

Libtenzan created the solar system eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libtenzan, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Libtenzan, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Libtenzan's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Libtenzan's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Libtenzan.

2. You must never eat strawberries.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always help birds in need.

5. Always obey Libtenzan's priests.