Bafrawjon is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent skunk.

Bafrawjon created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafrawjon, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bafrawjon, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bafrawjon's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bafrawjon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never skip in the presence of geese.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not make images of living things.