Wonlegsan is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonest butterfly.

Wonlegsan created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlegsan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wonlegsan, it will strike you with lightening.

Wonlegsan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wonlegsan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonlegsan.

3. Wonlegsan loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.