Flowvanponjadladwotdagnull is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful giraffe.

Flowvanponjadladwotdagnull created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowvanponjadladwotdagnull, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flowvanponjadladwotdagnull, it will be very sad.

Flowvanponjadladwotdagnull's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Flowvanponjadladwotdagnull's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from pink foxes for they are unholy.

2. Never go into violet rooms.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not kill birds.